Whatever legend took the hard stance and wrote Happy Cock in 1995 as the official name on the business application deserves all praise because this place is much more than a tongue in cheek joke. At first glance, it appears to be just another night club, but if you look a little harder, you will find plenty of reasons to come back to grind on a new and hopefully consenting stranger. The house DJ spins a range of upbeat tracks from disco, R&B, hip hop and EDM that are sure to make your hips wiggle. They even take requests! More of a local crowd but don’t let that stop you from taking part in the fun. The layout is pretty straightforward with a dance floor for getting down as well as standing space for ordering drinks and catching your breath. They even boast a small dance platform that is exclusive to women so you can showcase your dance skills. But here’s the real kicker: every Sunday, Wednesday and Thursday there is no cover charge for women. Oh, they can also drink as much booze as they want for free. Holy smokes, it doesn’t get much better than that. And if you’re feeling dirty from late-night summer fun, come to one of the foam parties and wash all of the night’s sins off of you. Check the aptly named Instagram page for dates (happycockfuk). Good luck finding the bar though, the smoke machine is stuck on maximum overdrive. Reminds me of a Prince music video, and if you’re old enough to get that reference, this place isn’t for you.
Entrance fee:
Fri. & Sat. all-you-can-drink: men ¥3,000, women ¥2,000, Fri. & Sat. two drinks: men ¥2,000, women ¥1,500, Wed. & Thu.: men all-you-can-drink ¥2,000, men one-drink ¥1,000, free for women, Sun.: men one-drink ¥1,000, free for women (*additional ¥500 for foam parties)
*Prices to change from Oct. 1, 2019 following tax increase
*Foreign language menu: English / Cash only / Smoking permitted
